Twelve bridging loan jokes of Christmas
By Hannah Duncan
It’s become a tradition here at Bridging Loan Directory for me to sharpen my pencil and write 12 bridging loan jokes this time of year.
After all, what’s Christmas without a few festive facepalms?
Each year gets more difficult than the year before. 2022 I was warming up. 2023 I got into the groove.
Honestly, 2024 has been a real brain squeeze, but I loved every moment. So here they are (drum roll please…) this year’s 12 bridging loan jokes of Christmas!
Q: How do auctioneers describe the weather?
A: Snowing… snowing…
Q: What do you call a prickly accountant?
A: Holly
Q: Why do bridging lender’s snowmen always fall down?
A: Because they have too much liquidity
Q: What’s a mortgage provider’s favourite holiday movie?
A: Casabanker
Q: Why did the Grinch cover his Christmas money in stinky green slime?
A: He needed to show gross income
Q: Why do bridging lenders always carry Sellotape to Christmas parties?
A: They’re prepared for paper chain breaks
Q: Why did the bull run at the lender?
A: He wanted a first charge loan
Q: Why did the bull run at the lender twice?
A: He wanted a second charge loan
Q: What do lenders like with their Christmas dinner?
A: Some serious peas
Q: Where do lenders store their Portuguese wines?
A: In a port-folio
Q: What keeps lenders cosy in the winter?
A: Blanket mortgages
Q: Why was the borrower staring at the floor?
A: They were looking for a down payment
We hope you enjoyed these festive funnies and wish you a wonderful holiday break! Here’s to 2025!
Hannah Duncan is a freelance writer with a passion for finance, sustainable investing and fintech. She loves writing engaging content for industry magazines and investment services, as well as keeping a personal blog at www.hdinvestmentcontent.com
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